Tuesday, February 28, 2006

KL sux recently...

Doo....Doo..... Good evening everyone and welcome to CCB news report, according to reliable source who denied to expose his identity, KL is really sux recenlty... here are 3 dooms within one week:

1. Bird Flu outbreak! First of all! calm down, it's only among poultry, no human infection case. Location-- Setapak, more-precise-location-- the kampung behind JPJ at Jln.Ponteng.Kelas... Dunno whom so smart got rear around 100 chicken in his compound and there are 40 died suddenly... there is this doom begins...

2. Century to drop your car started! coz the prices of chocolate milk you gonna buy everyday to feed your ride goes up 30 cens again... it's RM1.92 per litre now... almost 2 bulks! i still remember last time i had a joke wif my fren when i was buying a bottle of mineral water, i said tat with the money i used to buy one litre of such normal mineral water, i could buy 2 litre of precious petrol already.... now this joke no more applicable. Advice from minister of transport department-- Get yourself a bicycle.

3. Pipe water turns Drain waste!!! this is really the most irritating!!! i dunno other places but definitely whole KL, the pipe water is smelly like drain waste!! Definitely!! im not bluffing, you imagine the smell!! can you wash your face and mouth wif drain water? can you bath wif drain water? can you even drink drain water??!! This is the first times i use my fragnance straight forward after a bath, while im NOT planning to go anywhere but just staying in house, and got to buy bottles of mineral water back home not because you lack of water but there is too much... ya... too much which comes with the awful smell...

anyway, let's *APPLOUD*~~~~~~~ no matter wat~ KL is still stepping forward to be a "developed", happening (truely, just may be in another way we all dun hope so) and "beautiful" city~ cheers~

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Gei Bei's pic....


That day i'm on da way back to my house with carring my tired body to last seat behind the bus... Suddently, i saw someone damn familiar... "Ooi... tat's my bloody hell brother leh" i surprising this fooker come s'pore never tell me earlier... den i start guessing wonder this fooker is Gei Bei or not... *Blink* 1. this "Lan Than" look more handsome den gei bei.
2. GeiBei never look so thin.
3. GeiBei won't wear tis "privated" cloth. somemore is blue. ( He is ManU fan si)

This "Lan Than" damn fxxking look likes Gei Bei leh... Guys give comment leh!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

3 deaths within one week!!!

It's really a breaking record!! i found no reason not to note this down... though it's not a joyful thing or something to be proud of... =.= I met 3 DEAD INCIDENTS within one week~~!! 2 are dead accident and 1 suicide case (shud be only).

1st death-- it's one midnight, when BHT and me were going back to BHT's house after watching the scary movie- The Descent, we saw many ppl crowded a junction, it's housing area, of coz it's abnormal to have such crowd during midnight there, then i slowed down my car and saw several (at least 5) traffic polices there. *Blink* surely something serious happened. I had decided to park my car to take a look there, some of u might be mumbling how come i so keh poh :) Well, i just can tell that i wont kill my curousity as something human being pocess naturally, and one more thing! i definitely not treated it as something joyful or happening. Then we walked there and saw one dead body covered by black plastic bag, while there was a Malay woman crying extremely sad there... she almost fainted, couldn't stand anymore, just lying on the road and keep crying... while shouting "Bang~~~ Bang~~~~~" i'm sure you would feel sympathetic if you were there... it's an accident who (dunno walking or a motorist) knocked by a... BUS... died on the spot.

2nd death-- On my way to work, on the flyover above Jalan Ampang i think, normally i wouldn't jam seriously in morning, but it did tat day, i knew there must be accident. When passed by, saw many traffic polices again, a dead body covered by black plastic bag. A motorist crashed by Toyota Altis, the RG motor was not damaged severely... but the car... died on the spot.

3rd death-- which just happened just now, around 9 or 10pm, still hot... Location= my apartment, exactly the block im living... i was in my house, my housemate wanted to go out, met one guy lived next door and tat guy told my housemate not to go down, he looked seems scared, coz when tat guy wanna came back home and waiting lift at lobby, he heard a big sound "Bomp!!", he tought it's some1 throwing rubbish from upstairs, and walked towards where the sound from... the light is dim, so he walked nearer, OMG!! It's a man!!! around 30 years old. Rumour has it that he jumped from dunno 9th or 11th floor (mine is 10th). Of course, died on the spot.

Seems so scary to meet 3 deaths in one week right? :) Actually im ok wif it, every dead body is just combination of all nutritions major in protein. Of course i do not dare until enjoy watching those awful bone-broken or taofu brain scenes... Wat's precious and meaningful is when the body can speak, can laugh and share the feeling wif you. Among the 3 deaths, only first one impressed me a lot, when the victim's wife exhausted crying, i could imagine one hour b4 the accident both of them might still chat or eat together, just a "Bang", a person tat is such important to you could have gone like tat... So.. Care abt everyone around you all the time~ :)